Chapter 97

“So here I am in the car with you again.” Alexa mused as we followed my parents toward Gatineau. “Karen seemed eager to ride with Michael.”

“She’s either going to fuck him or try to kill him,” I answered as I drove. “We won’t be able to tell which if they spin off the road.”

Alexa snickered and relaxed into the seat. “So, you’ve got your dad’s sense of humour. Is this what I’m in for, now that we’re married?”

“Afraid so,” I replied, nodding. “You’ve still got time for an annulment if you want, we didn’t have any witnesses except furry animals at the wedding.”

“Not a chance,” she said, shaking her head. “You’re stuck with me, junior.”

“That sounds so weird coming from you,” I muttered, mulling our entire situation over in my head. How on earth was I ever going to marry my aunt without destroying our family and our family’s world? “You’re only a year older than me.”

“And don’t you forget it,” she declared, stripping off her shirts and then wiggling out of her jogging pants, leaving her completely naked. “Tint the windows, will you? I kinda want to take a nap before our last pit stop.”

“Hey, who am I to object to your nudity?” I said cheerfully, tinting the windows to their max level to give her some privacy. I looked over occasionally, smiling at her beautiful, angelic face while she dozed. My eyes trailed down her magnificent body, forcing me to remember to pay attention to the road. The temptation to reach over and grope her was significant, although I somehow resisted the urge.

Not that my aunt would have minded, of course, but driving with her being buck naked next to me was hard enough without trying to molest her as well. So I drove, minding my own business and trying to keep my mind off the naked goddess a mere foot to my right.

She wasn’t out for long, maybe a half hour, and my parents had only checked in once in that period. Mom phoned and I told her Alexa was sleeping and I was driving. She hung up promptly, saying to call her back when her sister woke up. Alexa stirred and moaned quietly as she came back to life. Her eyes fluttered open and she smiled at me serenely.

“Hello, husband,” she said whispered, reaching over to stroke my arms. “Did I miss anything?”

“Just my mom calling to check in,” I said, shaking my head. “And our abduction by aliens and rather thorough anal probes.”

“Damn, I do love a good anal probe,” she sighed as she sat up and stretched, jutting her magnificent breasts out. “Guess I’ll just have to make up for it by masturbating…”

“What, now?” I asked in confusion.

“Well I’m not waiting until we meet up with Karen and Mike again, am I?” she pointed out, settling herself into the seat and spreading her legs wide. Her left leg rested on my right thigh, something I’d have to work really hard to ignore. Without another word, she began fingering herself, sliding her slender digits up and down her pussylips while the other hand began fondling her breasts. She let out a sultry moan and her hips began to squirm in the seat.

“Mmmmm, Alex,” she murmured, sliding two fingers inside herself. “God, I wish these fingers were your cock right now…”

“No argument there,” I muttered, keeping my eyes on the road.

Alexa was getting really wet, I could hear the sticky sounds her pussy made as she slid her fingers in and out or played with her clit. She groped her breasts harder, tweaking and pinching her nipples. She was almost writhing in the seat now and her murmurs and moans had become shameless groans of pleasure.

“Gnnnn, yessssss…” she hissed, arching her back. “So fucking good… Alex, I want you…”

“Alexa, you’re making my brain sweat!” I answered, focusing on the road even as I felt her thigh grinding down onto me. “Have you no mercy, woman?”

“No! There is no mercy, only Xuul!” she panted, her hand churning between her legs. How on earth did she find the brain power to crack a geek joke when she was so close to cumming?

I couldn’t look directly at her, but I could still hear and feel it. Alexa came hard. Out of the corner of my eye, I could see her actually squirting and baptizing the little door of my glove compartment. She wailed and thrashed about, squeezing one of her tits so hard I thought it’d burst. If anyone did manage to see through the tint of the windows, they were in for a helluva show.

And apparently one truck driver did, because he honked as he went by us. I could just see him grinning while looking down at us from his cab. Alexa was too far gone to care, awash with pleasure as she was. Any irritation or jealous flash I might have felt was sublimated to my need to keep us on the road.

Alexa collapsed back into her seat, breathing heavily and trembling. Her body was shining with sweat and I could feel the warmth radiating off her. She let out a languid moan and brought the fingers she’s been using in her pussy up to her mouth, sucking on them.

“God, I needed that,” she murmured as she slid her fingers in and out of her mouth. “I’m sorry I couldn’t wait for us to be stopped so I could fuck you somewhere, Alex. I’ll make it up to you, I promise.”

My cell began buzzing. I activated hands-free. “Hey, mom.”

“We heard a truck honking as it passed you,” she said. “Everything alright? He didn’t nearly hit you, did he?”

“No, we were getting passed by a car full of schoolgirls and my aunt flashed them. I guess the truck driver saw everything and decided to voice his approval.” I replied, while Alexa looked at me in horror.

“Alli!” scolded my mom over the phone, sounding like she was going to come right through it. “How could you do that?!”

“Yeah, you’re muscling in on Karen’s gig when we’re far away from home!” I heard dad call out from the driver’s seat in the other car. There were a few seconds of rustling sounds, followed by a thump! noise.

“Ow…” was all I heard dad say next.

“Anyway,” mom continued, composing herself. “How could you do that with your nephew in the car?”

“What?” Alexa reasoned. “I flashed my boobs at him just the other day to wake him up. With your approval, I might add. I love flashing girls. Alex kept his eyes on the road.”

“I thought he said you were napping,” mom said suspiciously. “Did you smell schoolgirl flesh and it woke you up?”

“I’m pretty impulsive right after I wake up,” my aunt said casually. “But don’t worry, they sped off, so the urge to expose myself has died completely with no girls around.”

“Hmmm,” mom said, not mollified but clearly in no position to not accept the answer she was given. “If they pass up this way, I’ll guess I’ll continue the trend you’ve started.”

“Mom!” I protested, almost swerving. “I don’t need to hear that you’re doing that!”

“Alex, shut the hell up!” dad called. “What’re you doing to me?”

“Hush, you!” mom said sharply.

“This is nuts,” I said loudly. “Hanging up now!”

I ended the call just as Alexa burst out laughing. Shaking my head, I kept driving while she was curled up on her seat in tears of mirth.

“Oh my God, I love my family,” she wheezed. “We’re all insane.”

“You won’t hear me disagreeing,” I muttered as I lowered the window somewhat. “I’m gonna air the car out, it smells like a girl orgasm in here.”

“Is that a problem for you?” Alexa asked, looking surprised.

“Not in and of itself, but I have absolutely no interest in explaining to my mom while it smells like you were getting yourself off in here while we were driving.” I pointed out.

“Oh, true,” Alexa admitted. She looked down between her legs and then at the glove compartment. “I glazed your seat pretty good, not to mention that bullseye on the glove compartment. Good thing I have lots of wet-naps in my backpack to clean up with.”

Alexa turned around and half-crawled into the back seat, making sure she was kicking her legs and wiggling her butt for me while she reached for her backpack. She came back armed with feminine wipes, some sanitary wipes, and panties. She cleaned herself off and wiped the sweat from her body before giving the seat and glove compartment a good scrubbing and getting dressed again.