Chapter 89

“Big deal, people know we’re married,” my father said in his distinctive baritone. “Maybe I should shout loudly to the night that I’m violating my wife in the campus hedge maze.”

“Don’t you dare!” my mom hissed, scandalized but also giggling. “I have a reputation to maintain!”

“The same reputation that gained notoriety when we were caught boning in Convocation Hall four years ago?” dad teased. There was movement against the other side of the hedge wall and the endless leaves shivered, as did my spine. Mom almost squealed and there was a sound like playful struggling.

“Be careful, you thunderous oaf,” she said, trying to sound commanding. “Your stitches won’t- gnnn!- you need to be careful, the doctor said -oooooh, dammit, that’s cheating, you bastard…”

“My doctor said what?” dad asked in a seductive tone.

“How the hell would I know?” mom said breathily. “Get that tongue in me…”

We held perfectly still, unwilling to move a muscle. We felt something, or someone, push into the hedge wall directly on the other side of us. We heard clothes rustling and then my mom moaned wantonly.

“God,” she hissed. “I love your tongue, baby. Right there…”

Alexa and I looked at one another in dread. Were my parents really getting it on two feet away on the other side of a hedge? Her eyes were wide with concern. I shook my head ever so slightly, warning her to stay absolutely still.

“Gnnnn, yes…” mom moaned, clearly enjoying whatever dad was doing to her. “Oh God, my ass, yes, finger my ass…”

I squeezed my eyes shut, unable to run away in horror. Alexa placed her forehead against mine and said nothing, obviously feeling trapped as well. Mom’s moans became panting and the hedge wall continued to rustle against us. We could have, possibly, attempted to extricate ourselves away from the leaves slowly, to sneak away, but we were both too scared to take a chance. If they heard us and came around the corner…

“Give me that cock now, big boy,” mom breathed. “I need it so bad…”

We heard my dad unzipping his jeans and then the rustle of them getting shimmied down. Dad sighed as we heard mom begin to give him head. She moaned and started sucking loudly, like something out of a porn movie. Alexa’s eyes went wide as she listened and she fanned her face in response.

“God, you suck better than anyone, baby,” dad groaned. “Your mouth is magic.”

“Mmmmm, better than my pussy or my ass?” mom purred, pausing for a moment to tease him.

“No,” dad chuckled. “But every bit as thrilling. Let me fuck you now.”

“Take me however you like me, Michael…” mom said in a sultry voice dripping with lust. “This is no marathon fuck session, give it to me good and hard and make me cum.”

We heard them rearrange themselves and then mom groaned as dad got inside her. They whispered and panted together as they fucked. The leaves of the hedge kept rustling, meaning they were pressed to it somehow. We still didn’t dare move.

“Oh, fuck!” mom gasped, trying not to be loud. “You feel so good. Yes, right there…”

“Hold on, baby girl, daddy’s gonna make you scream,” dad grunted. “You’re so fucking tight, Karen.”

“Ah!” mom squeaked. “Yes, bite it, my love! Tug-gnnnnn!- tug on it. Ohhhhh, God…”

“You’re so beautiful,” dad moaned. “I love you, baby.”

“I love you!” mom panted. “Cum in me!”

They mercifully stopped talking and fucked faster and faster until they were both gasping and then dad kissed mom, stifling her scream as they both came. We could feel their bodies tangling and thrashing through the leaves, reminding us exactly how close they were.

Finally, they stopped moving, breathing heavily as they basked in the afterglow of their lovemaking. We could hear them kissing and mom giggling as dad caressed her. Pretty sure this whole scene would have been hot as hell if it weren’t mom and dad.

“Y’know,” dad said finally, and I could almost picture him laying next to mom on the grass, tracing the tip of his finger around her nipple as he spoke. It just had that tone to it. “You’re probably still young enough to give Alex a little brother or sister and Alli another nephew or niece.”

Mom giggled. “You’re sweet. Alex would make a wonderful big brother and Alli’d be the best aunt to ever live. We could talk about it, I suppose. Sure you’re up to it?”

“Baby, I’ll make sure everyone can hear you sloshing when you walk,” dad replied. “Think they’re still working away?”

“Oh, you know Alex, get him going on a project and he won’t come up for air,” mom said. “I suppose we could go check on them and then all go out for a late bite. I think the Siam Palace is still open.”

“Alright, let’s dress and get them, they’ve going been at it for hours now.”

“Don’t say it like that,” mom hissed, swatting dad. “You make it sound like they’re having sex on the desk of something.”

We heard them wandering away, with mom muttering that they’d be forever trying to find their way out of the stupid maze. We waited silently until we were sure they were thoroughly lost in another part of the maze. Alexa looked at me in trepidation.

“You remember the way out?” she asked.

I nodded. “They’re heading in exactly the wrong direction for the exit we’d use. If we go now and keep quiet, we’ll never run into them.”

She took my hand and followed me, both of us listening carefully for signs of my parents. I led us through the maze as quickly as I dared. As important as anything was making it back to the office without looking flushed or like we’d just been running.

We stopped dead and jammed ourselves up against a hedgewall at one point, pale with fright as mom and dad walked right by us, hand-in-hand and heading down another wrong path. Once they turned the corner, we continued on our original route. We came into the clearing beyond the maze and broke into a sprint toward the main building.

“We smell like the hedge,” Alexa remarked as we ran toward the building. “I’m not kidding, when we get in the room, we’re rubbing old books on ourselves!”

We dashed into the building and up to the office we’d been using, thankfully running into no one along the way. Alex went up to a shelf full of musty old books and grabbed several that were related to the subject matter of the papers we were organizing. She hastily rubbed her hands and arms on the pages and then did the same to me before sitting down on the opposite side of the desk from me. About three minutes later, my parents came in.

“Look at you two, so industrious,” mom quipped as she walked through the door. “Enjoying your privacy?”

“I’m enjoying the honorarium and chance to get ahead,” I replied practically before looking at them. “Got lost in the maze?”

Mom frowned. “And why do you think we were in the maze?”

“Grass stains on the knees of your pants.” I said, pointing at her jeans. Mom blushed and shut up while Alexa giggled.

“Well, now that you’ve trivialized our romantic coitus, how about you two smart-asses join us for Thai food?” dad asked, grinning. We may have clammed mom up but there was no sense trying to stop dad. We both nodded and exited the office with them, locking it up for the night. We followed in my car while dad led the way to the restaurant.

“Good catch on the grass stains.” Alexa mentioned, squeezing my hand.

“Oh, they’re barely noticeable,” I said, shrugging. “But her knees were slightly wet and they couldn’t really call me on it, since they didn’t know we were there. I just wanted them off-balance and instantly focused on something else.”

She clapped giddily. “I’m gonna be an auntie. Again, I guess, but this’ll be like it’s supposed to be. Are you excited to be a big brother?”

“I think I’d like that,” I said, nodding. “Mind you, I already know what the names’ll be if they have another kid.”

“Oh, really?” Alexa mused, looking at me. “They’ve always had it planned, hm?”

“Yep. If it’s another boy, he’ll be Connor Elryk Endymion. If it’s a girl, she’ll be Aurora Indis Veronica.”

Alexa shook her head and smiled. “Indis? Like second wife of Finwe, Indis?”

I laughed. “They’ll both be so pleased you got the reference. You know it’s Quenya for ‘Bride’, right?”

“Yes, yes, I’m a Tolkien geek,” she replied. “Great names, I’m not the least bit surprised, given what mighty nerds they are.”She leaned back against her head-rest and sighed, staring at the ceiling of my car. “The one dorky nerd family I want to marry into and I can’t because I’m already related to it. Talk about a bitch of a spin on the Wheel of Transmigration. Ugh, falling instantly in love with you was such a bad idea, and I had no choice in the matter. I was yours the second our eyes met.”